Flathead County Police Blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/02/2018 at 16:36 • Filed to: Police blotter

Marital strife, more dogs, and more false alarms.

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7:23 a.m. A Bigfork couple’s marriage of just 48 hours went south when the groom apparently drove off with the couple’s U-Haul full of belongings never to be seen again.

7:45 a.m. A man in a red hat was walking in the middle of the road.

7:58 a.m. A Coram woman who “doesn’t know much about technology” accidentally called 911.

9:59 a.m. A gun was stolen in Columbia Falls.

10:29 a.m. Someone called 911, said “hello” and then promptly hung up.

10:35 a.m. A Bigfork resident accused their mailman of stealing their mail.

11:52 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his grandson was “tipping things over.”

12:08 p.m. An area man was upset that people were camping at a closed campground.

1:10 p.m. A Kalispell man was wandering around his neighborhood screaming, “Everyone can burn in hell!” It was clear he was not having a great Sunday.

3:52 p.m. A Bigfork woman reported that her son’s new bike was stolen.

4:01 p.m. Glass was discovered all over a Kalispell street.

4:51 p.m. An Olney man called 911 because his neighbor had set up security cameras to watch his property. This was apparently an ongoing issue.

5:03 p.m. Someone was trying to siphon fuel out of a truck.

6:02 p.m. A Kalispell family who called themselves “animal people” found a “real nice dog” that was apparently lost in their neighborhood. They told animal control that they would try their best to find the owner, but it didn’t seem like they would be sad if the dog never found his way home.

6:57 p.m. Two trucks were drag racing up and down Holt Stage Road.

6:59 p.m. A Columbia Falls man said that some of the “tweakers” next door were being noisy.

7:08 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone stole his long board and he knows who did it. Soon after he called back to report that he had found his long board. Apparently he just misplaced it.

7:15 p.m. An 18-wheeler was cruising through town with the back door of its trailer wide open.

10:43 p.m. Someone’s truck broke down in Columbia Falls. The owners put a sign on the vehicle explaining the situation, adding that they would be back in the morning to fix it.

DISCUSSION (11)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 16:48

7:23 a.m. A Bigfork couple’s marriage of just 48 hours went south when the groom apparently drove off with the couple’s U-Haul full of belongings never to be seen again.

O.o

well... thats just shitty

Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 16:56

An 18-wheeler was cruising through town with the back door of its trailer wide open.

I’d mock this, but more than once I’ve driven my Jeep with the spare tire carrier hanging open behind me. (Of course, I’m not paid to drive my Jeep, but still.)

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 16:56

10:35 a.m. A Bigfork resident accused their mailman of stealing their mail.

It’s the perfect crime

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
10/02/2018 at 17:05

I hear it was an inside job.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > For Sweden
10/02/2018 at 17:10

Every once in a while you hear about this happening.

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 17:12

7:08 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone stole his long board and he knows who did it. Soon after he called back to report that he had found his long board. Apparently he just misplaced it.

Well, he wasn’t wrong: he did know who did it.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Just Jeepin'
10/02/2018 at 17:12

Way back in the day there was a trucker who’d come in to the place I worked. His nickname was Wild Bill and he was known for driving around town with his doors open among other things. Turns out barn doors are a pain on a semi because you have to pull out of the dock to close them.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 19:09

My neighbor drives his s emi truck like it’s a Camry. He’s a retired trucker, and his wife left and took their only car. For 2 years now he’s been daily driving a freakin Peterbiult.

It’s not illegal, just stupid. I’m sure the truck is paid for but he could have easily sold it and bought a normal truck. Also his driveway is across the ally from mine and he’ll regularly leaves it sitting there idling which is annoying.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/02/2018 at 20:23

I still think these police blotter notes could make a really entertaining TV show.

Just Jeepin' > BaconSandwich is tasty.
10/03/2018 at 12:40

It’s been done.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053479/

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 19:58

Ha ha! True!